Funnies from Big D

Today, in the car, on the way home from school. Apparently after music class . . . 

Mommy, where did Mozart live?

Um, Austria? (kinda glad my kid is too young to fact check this little gem since I'm fairly certain I have NO clue).

Oh. I was close. I said South Dakota. But I got the next one right.

Still guffawing silently . . . 

Why did the farmer kill the chickens?

I don't know? (think'n this is a more morbid joke than I remember)

'Cause they said "Bach, Bach, Bach." I got a prize!