Mommy, where did Mozart live?
Um, Austria? (kinda glad my kid is too young to fact check this little gem since I'm fairly certain I have NO clue).
Oh. I was close. I said South Dakota. But I got the next one right.
Still guffawing silently . . .
Why did the farmer kill the chickens?
I don't know? (think'n this is a more morbid joke than I remember)
'Cause they said "Bach, Bach, Bach." I got a prize!